Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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