I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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