doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Then you guys just all showered together...?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
