Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
there's paper in my vomit.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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