It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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