East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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