what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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