At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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