the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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