first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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