Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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