oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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