i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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