So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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