I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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