It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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