using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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