is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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