The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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