She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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