I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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