how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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