Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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