handjob tips. give me some.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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