I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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