Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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