I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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