i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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