I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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