Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
