I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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