I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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