You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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