at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Drunk is not a location!
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