i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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