Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The feeling are messing with the penis
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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