I puked a lego.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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