BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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