It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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