I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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