He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My bed smells like the plague
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