But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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