so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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