brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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