Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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