well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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