check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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