weddingsv make me drug and hornr
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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