Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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