I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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