He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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