who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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