i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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