also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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