Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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