How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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