So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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